Thus saith the Lord, Behold, I will send swarms of pantry moths upon thee, and upon thy rice, and upon thy food, and into thy pantries: and the pantries of the apartment shall be full of swarms of pantry moths, and also the floor whereon they are.

And the Lord did so; and there came a grievous swarm of pantry moths into the pantry of the apartment, and into the food in the pantry, and into all the land of the kitchen: the land was corrupted by reason of the swarm of pantry moths.

We will go one day’s purging into the garbage, and sacrifice to the Bleach, as it shall command us.

And Alex went out from the kitchen, and obtained the Bleach.

And the Bleach did according to the hand of Alex; and it removed the swarms of pantry moths from the apartment, from the kitchen, and from the food; there remained not one.

(Let’s hope so, at least.)


One response to this post.

  1. Posted by Dani on September 24, 2009 at 7:23 pm


    Oh man, awesome. Well, I mean, not the moths.

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